100+ Funniest Cat Names of 2025 That Will Keep You Laughing

So, you just adopted a cat. Or maybe a cat adopted you, showed up in your garden, gave you a slow blink, and boom, you’re trying to understand the little creature. Either way, you’ve got a new feline overlord, and now comes the real challenge: picking the perfect name. And not just any name, we’re talking about the funniest cat names you can imagine. 

You need something bold. Something ridiculous. Something that says, “Yes, this creature wakes me up at 3 a.m. by licking my eyelids.” The name should raise eyebrows, spark laughter, and make the vet pause when they call it out in the waiting room.

Forget posh or proper. This is your official guide to the funniest, weirdest, and most chaotic cat names of the year. Because if your cat is going to leap on top of the fridge, eat a houseplant, and then stare at you like you messed up, they might as well do it with a hilarious name. Let’s start with the truly unexplainable.

100+ Funniest Cat Names of 2025 That Will Keep You Laughing 

Names That Just Happen

1. Blorbo: It sounds like a sneeze and fits a cat that appears out of nowhere, stares blankly, then vanishes behind the sofa.
2. Gromit: Perfect for a serious-looking cat with sidekick energy that thinks they’re saving the world by knocking off your mug every morning.
3. Crouton: For that crunchy little unit who always pops up at dinner, especially when you’re eating soup. Small, golden and mildly annoying.
4. Niblet: Ideal for a dainty cat that barely eats, takes tiny bites, and regards treats like fine cuisine at the Ritz.
5. Boopie: A daft, affectionate name for a kitten that insists on sitting on your head and sneezing in your tea.
6. Snorkel: Great for cats who make bizarre snuffly noises and somehow end up in the sink, watching water like it’s telly.
7. Egg: Best for round, motionless cats. The ones who sit like blobs and blink slowly like philosophers with no plans.
8. Meep: Tiny sound, tiny cat. Ideal for a kitten that squeaks instead of meowing and has the confidence of a nervous spoon.
9. Stinkbug: This is a top-shelf name for a loveable menace with odd smells and a habit of rubbing its face on your socks.
10. Momo: Soft, sweet and vaguely mysterious. Works for a silent cat with massive eyes who stares like it knows your secrets.
11. Pumpernickel: Ideal for the dramatic cat with a long tail. The one that storms out when you say “no”.
12. Zuzu: Bouncy and cheerful, Zuzu suits the zoomy cat that skids around corners and gets stuck inside your pillowcase.

Names Attached To Paw-sitions

13. Dr. Fuzz: Fitting for a cat who struts around like they’ve done eight years at Oxbridge, but still can’t catch a fly properly.
14. Captain Whiskers: For the brave explorer type who climbs the curtains, falls off dramatically, and acts like you’re the embarrassment in the household.
15. Chairman Meow: This one’s for the bossy mog who meows with intent, holds court on the windowsill, and supervises you using the loo.
16. CEO Mittens: Perfect for the cat that demands respect, takes naps on important documents, and gives you performance reviews via prolonged stares.
17. Sergeant Biscuit: For the orderly cat who patrols the house like it’s on duty, insists on routine, and guards the biscuits like treasure.
18. Professor Paws: Ideal for that clever little rascal who watches telly, opens cupboards and looks at you like you’re the simple one.
19. Admiral Tuna: Suited to a tubby lad or lass who charges into the kitchen at the sound of a tin.
20. Officer Boots: For the feline who appears everywhere in dramatic fashion, paws clicking like polished shoes. Officer Boots will probably detain your ankle for fun.
21. Count Scratchula: This one belongs to the midnight pouncer, the ankle assassin, the noble beast with a cape made of fluff and chaos.
22. Detective Snuggles: For the nosy parker who sniffs everything, follows you from room to room, then falls asleep on the crime scene.
23. Boss Cat: Short, punchy and full of power. Ideal for cats that take over the sofa and expect full eye contact while napping.
24. Chief Meow: A great fit for the cat that communicates exclusively in long, meaningful yowls you don’t understand.

Names That Break The Rules

25. Goblin: For the cat with mad eyes, sticky paws, and the energy of a gremlin after midnight.
26. Skimbleshanks: Yes, it’s from Cats the musical. Suits a dramatic cat with ginger whiskers and a habit of trotting like it’s on rails.
27. Chaos: Some felines just live to knock things off tables and start fights with their tail. This name wears itself.
28. Beans: Short, silly and suspiciously adorable. Fits a pudgy cat with toe beans so pink they demand their own fan club.
29. Sludge: Perfect for the one who oozes across the floor like melted cheese, sighs audibly, and refuses to move from your laundry.
30. Gremlin: This one suits a mischievous cat with twitchy ears and terrible intentions. Good luck sleeping with this one patrolling your pillow.
31. Blep: For the little weirdo who constantly forgets to put its tongue away. If it doesn’t blink but you love it anyway, call it Blep!
32. Feral: Ideal for a rescued menace who still thinks it lives in the jungle and hisses at cucumbers.
33. Slinky: Suits long, bendy cats who drape themselves over furniture like a limp scarf. When they move like a worm and judges like royalty, the name is Slinky.
34. Zoomer: For the cat that sprints at 3 a.m. like it’s training for the Olympics. Bonus if it growls at furniture.
35. Bug: Tiny, twitchy, and not quite right. Excellent for cats that appear out of nowhere and vanish just as fast.
36. Itchy: This one’s for cats always scratching something. If they’re slightly nervous and constantly wriggling, you won’t get a better name than Itchy.

Names That Belong on a Fan Page

37. Bingus: Bald, baffled internet legend. If your cat looks like a thumb and acts like a confused pensioner, look no further.
38. Catthew: For a serious-looking tom who gives “I pay taxes” energy and takes naps like he’s avoiding child support.
39. Purrlock Holmes: Mystery-sniffer. Litterbox detective. Fits cats who sniff out cheese wrappers and always stare at walls like they’ve solved a murder.
40. Paw McCartney: Perfect for a mellow, soulful kitty who purrs in rhythm and meows like it’s been on tour since the ’60s.
41. Mewdusa: This one is ideal for the cat with a stare so intense it turns you to stone. If their gaze makes you fetch snacks even when you don’t want to, then Mewdusa it is.
42. Fuzz Aldrin: This one’s for the adventurous jumper that reminds you that cats have nine lives. They throw themselves off cupboards like they’re Neil Armstrong landing on the Moon.
43. Meowly Cyrus: Befitting of a dramatic diva with a wild streak, a loud voice and a serious attitude.
44. Catniss: Survivor of the streets? Sharp reflexes? Hates everyone but you? Still bites you sometimes? The revolution lives in her eyes, and her name is Catniss.
45. Obi Claw Kenobi: This one is for the wise old tomcat who meows before you make bad decisions.
46. Fleas Witherspoon: Is she elegant, blonde-ish, slightly clingy and constantly cleaning herself? Yes? Fleas Witherspoon is for the posh cat with mysterious allergies and no sense of personal space.
47. Clawmilla: Clawmilla is for a posh scratcher that keeps her claws tidy, but ruins sofas in secret. Her favourite pastime is attending to nothing and demanding everything.
48. Mewtwo: This name is for the cat you don’t challenge. They’re genetically superior and quiet, and their glowing eyes suggest they’re plotting world domination. 

Names That Suspiciously Sound Human

49. Gary: Who could be more Gary than a beige cat that sits in the hallway like he’s waiting for his curry to arrive?
50. Barbara: This one’s for that old soul who wears an invisible cardigan. She judges the dog and you, of course.
51. Linda: Always underfoot, always nagging. If your cat meows like she’s chasing customer service, this one fits like a glove.
52. Alan: Looks confused? Stares at walls? That’s classic Alan behaviour. So, you should address him as one.
53. Maureen: If your cat’s a heavy breather and is often mistaken for a cushion, she’s absolutely a Maureen.
54. Carl: Sits like a person. Likes football on the telly. You’ll find him in the sock drawer, unbothered by global events.
55. Doug: If he plods instead of walks, snores, wags his tail when you say “pub” even though he’s a cat, call him Doug.
56. Susan: Susan lives for sunshine and screaming at birds. If she were human, she’d write strongly worded emails in all caps.
57. Nigel: Suited for cats with twitchy whiskers and a posh meow. Probably takes issue with how you arrange your furniture.
58. Brenda: Brenda is the name for that cat who’s always slightly damp for no reason. Bonus points if she sleeps in the airing cupboard and gives off retired school dinner lady vibes.
59. Keith: Just know he’s Keith if he’s got a mysterious limp, a loud snore, and too much wisdom in his eyes.
60. Janet: Wears her floof like a fur coat and doesn’t play fetch. This name is perfect for that cat who’ll show up uninvited in the bathroom.

Names With Unhinged Food Energy

61. Waffles: Waffles suit a cat who’s golden, crispy and slightly confused. If he always wakes up in the wrong room and stares like you owe him rent, here’s your bus stop.
62. Ravioli: For a squishy and unpredictable cat. If they have chaotic zoomies and fold into odd shapes, you should learn how to pronounce Ravioli.
63. Omelette: For the scrambled lad who never lands on his feet and always smells faintly like toast. Omelette suits a cat who’s entirely too fragile to be trusted.
64. Pesto: Have you seen a zesty little rascal with green eyes and big opinions? Yeah, that’s Pesto. They’ll chew your plant and then act shocked that you’re upset about it.
65. Nacho: Sharp, crunchy, and usually covered in fluff. This one suits cats that are loud, messy, and insist on being involved in every conversation.
66. Sausage: Call your cat Sausage if he has stubby legs and a round tummy. This name suits cats that love naps and belly rubs. They may even roll off furniture, on purpose, for your attention.
67. Biscuit: Suits a cat who’s polite, warm, and weirdly crumbly. Bonus points if they sit by the kettle like they’re about to host tea.
68. Sourdough: Think of a cat who looks sleepy but is probably plotting something.  A sourdough stares at you for ten minutes before blinking.
69. Tofu: Soft, beige and suspiciously silent. Pretends to be innocent, but absolutely farted under the duvet. You just didn’t hear it.
70. Pickles: Suits a cat that gets the zoomies after a sneeze and hisses at slippers. Pickles is a twitchy little oddball who’d fight a toaster.
71. Cheddar: Bold and slightly funky, this name suits a cat with a resting smug face and a loud meow. Always underfoot when you’re carrying something delicate.
72. Tuna: If your cat’s a fish-obsessed door-scratcher who’s obsessed with smelling, that’s Tuna. If you open a tin and they materialise like a ghost with paws, that’s a divine sign.
73. Noodles: This one’s for the cat who’s long, bendy, and easily startled. Bonus points if they twist into pretzel shapes when sleeping.

Names That Start Drama

74. Kevin: You just know this cat causes problems. Unplugged the Wi-Fi. Opened the fridge. Acted like you overreacted. That’s a Classic Kevin.
75. Jorts: Suits a cat who looks confused all the time and gets stuck in silly places with no escape plan.
76. Stinky: This one’s for that cat who’s always slightly smelly and deeply proud of it. This one will rub its entire face on your armpit.
77. Flerken: For the feline who seems alien, has tentacle energy, and may bite, purr, then knock over your tea all within six seconds.
78. Lint: Pale, quiet, and always there, usually on your black jumper. A name for the cat that floats through life, ghostlike.
79. Danger: If your cat purrs like an angel but bites like a crocodile, call a spade a spade. Danger thinks curtains are ladders and ankles are clockwork mice.
80. Spoons: For the clingy cat that curls into you like cutlery and wails when left alone.
81. Squeeb: This name is a nod to absolute gremlin energy. If your cat’s got a high-pitched meow and is always moving like it’s being chased by a thought, think no further.
82. Trashboat: If your cat’s got neither dignity nor shame, welcome home. Trashboat lives in cardboards, eats things it shouldn’t, and proudly presents hairballs like trophies.
83. Drama: Yes, just “Drama.” A cat who flops in front of the door like it’s fainting in a soap opera should get a name that matches their character.
84. Pancake: Suits the one that goes flat when nervous, affectionate, or bored. If you often trip over them because they appear in inconvenient spots, call them Pancake.
85. Miso: Salty, complex, and slightly unpredictable cats embody the flair of Miso. One day, they’re cuddly, next day, they slap your hand for blinking wrong.

Names With Delusions of Royalty

86. Sir Meows: The type who speaks constantly, walks like they own the manor, and glares when the food isn’t served with ceremony.
87. Lady Floof: When she’s as posh as anything, hates rain and sleeps on pillows only, she’ll answer Lady Floof with grace.
88. The Baby: Not a baby, but The Baby. This one’s for a cat that carries themselves like a national treasure. They demand kisses, scream when ignored.
89. Supreme: If your cat has never fetched anything and once sat on a birthday cake without flinching, it’s time to start calling them Supreme.
90. Diva: Perfect for the yowling beauty who refuses tap water, throws tantrums at bath time, and won’t get up for less than roast chicken.
91. Queenie: She rules with a twitchy tail and a cold stare. If your cat’s a proper mad dog, but somehow, still a cat, Queenie is the name. 
92. Lord Purrington: Formal, fluffy, and wholly uninterested in your personal space. Your cat purrs like thunder and lounges like he’s waiting for a chambermaid? All hail Lord Purrington!
93. Majesty: This one is perfect for that cat who will not be moved. If you must walk through fire to get them off their throne, which is mostly your laptop, say hi to Majesty.
94. Fancy: Suits the cat who walks like it’s on a runway. Fancy is the name for your cat who hates crumbs, licks one paw and then poses for five minutes.
95. Prince Boots: For the noble rascal with white socks and a princely strut. If your cat climbs curtains but somehow makes it look elegant, then this name fits like a glove.
96. Duchess Noodle: Is your cat thin, snooty, and do you suspect that she’s possibly bilingual? Well, word on the streets says you should call her Duchess Noodle if she wears her tail like a feather boa and flinches if your house smells even slightly like bleach.
97. King Claw: Now, this one’s not just royalty, but a tyrant. Does your cat claim your chair, bite your foot, and then fall asleep snoring like a tiny, furry warlord? Yes, its name is King Claw.

Names That Are Too Specific

98. Uncle Cheeto: This one’s for the cat that smells like crisps, snores like your uncle, and absolutely fancies himself the boss of the sitting room.
99. Mr. Murder Mittens: For the floofy sweetheart who purrs while gently shredding your forearm like it’s made of soft cheese.
100. Lil Stinker: When your cat’s always up to something, running off with socks, unplugging things with their bum, and somehow always looks guilty before they’ve done it, they’re naturally Lil Stinker.
101. Bartholomew J. Fuzzyface: Posh, dramatic, possibly haunted, this is the name for the cat who lounges like a Victorian poet and hisses at biscuits
102. Trashcan Carl: This one is for that cat that’s eaten something unspeakable and survived. They’re not cute in a traditional way, but they give the best accidental cuddles.
103. Eggroll: Short, round, and lightly greasy. If your cat appears in odd places and has no idea what’s going on, ever, but still manages to win your heart, call it Eggroll.
104. Wiggly Steve: Your cat’s always moving, with a tail that’s never still? That’s Wiggly Steve. If he falls off surfaces, meows mid-yawn, and sounds like a creaky drawer when he stretches, that’s more justification.
105. Pancake Larry: Flat when relaxed, stiff as a board when picked up, a natural Pancake Larry is like a cushion and frowns like he pays taxes.
106. Meowdusa, the Third: Regal, terrifying, and always watching. If your cat has a stare that pierces souls and a name that needs a suffix, this fits.
107. Socks With Anxiety: Socks With Anxiety is for your cat that’s got fluffy white feet, and constant inner panic that makes them jump at feathers. They’re so fickle that they hide behind the curtains when the kettle boils.
108. Big Boyfriend Energy: Massive unit? Heavy head? Leans on you like you’re a sofa?  Big Boyfriend Energy is that cat that’ll lick your hair and ruin your sense of boundaries.
109. Shrimp Louise: Tiny, pink-ish, slightly bendy, Shrimp Louise if for the cat with an aura of mild chaos that smells faintly of trouble and tuna.

So, Which Of These Funniest Cat Names Are You Choosing?

Picking a name for your cat shouldn’t be boring. Whether they’re a gremlin in a fur coat or royalty with tuna breath, a funny name adds to the magic. Go wild, be silly, and trust your gut. After all, if you’re going to be bossed around by a four-legged drama queen, they might as well have a name worth giggling over.